Breaking News: Hamhead seizes control of BN Crew in dramatic coup.      -      Ceb seeks refuge in linen room.      -      Gapford location unknown.      -     Gapford sabotages Edgewilds X-Mas delivery.      -     Sources have confirmed: BN Crew website is ridiculous      -     Gapford kills everybody      -     Edgewild purchases ivory back scratcher      -     Hamhead purchases Edgewild      -     Edgewild enters voluntary liquidation, Hamhead rejoices      -     Hamhead files for bankrupcy      -     Kid Bisto to buy out Hamhead      -     Gapford to buy out Kid Bisto      -     Edgewild, Hamhead and Kid Bisto in suicide plot.      -     Cutter, Happy      -     Jevo expresses hope      -     Gapford expected to dash hope and happiness.      -     All the lads have kids      -     Gapford unveils plans to remove kids from lads.      -     Gibbo mistaken for walking dead.      -     Lofty arrested in sunroof shitting scandal.      -     Ceb arrested for not paying for anything for years.      -     Putin: Gapford is drunk on power.      -     Gapford: Putin is drunk.      -     Ceb: I'm drunk.      -     Gapford declares black Friday racist, creates white Wednesday.      -     Black people remove Wednesday from calendar.      -     Mallets confides in Cutter, "I was raped by a ghost".      -     Cutter to Ceb, "We need to find some new mates".      -     Gapford declares Tuesday 'Kill all of your friends day'.      -     Kid Bisto - Dead.      -     Gapford accused of manipulating media.      -     Gapford is amazing.      -     Edgewild & Sam happy.      -     Gapford angry.      -      Edgewild to collect post for Ceb.      -     Ceb wastes a lot of time on this news ticker/website.      -      President John F. Kennedy dies from wounds sustained in Dallas attack.      -      Thatcher to close Welsh mines.      -      Gapford continues hate campaign against Welsh and Austrailians by renting out table.      -      Kev joins a union, gets nowhere.      -      Cutter exposed as union spy, gets nowhere.      -      Gapford attacks child.      -      Child dead.      -      Ceb desecrates childs grave.      -      Mould removed from fridge.      -      Bean says something.      -      Bean's phone engaged.      -      We are an absolute joke declares Ceb after debut of three new tracks receiving zero likes on Facebook.      -      Danz receives life sentence, seems happy.      -     Lofty believed to be alive say police in Paris, presumed dead too somehow.      -     Body of BN legend JOR found in lake district, presumed wet.      -     BN Crew legend Senior goes on rampage, death toll stands at 65.      -     Jackstack contracts mystery illness, spends last hours 'heading home.'           Breaking News:  Andy Whyment releases single, then takes it back.      -     Bruiser arrested for assault, later claims it was some foreign guy.      -     Mallets changes name to Lord Mallets, Gapford, Cutter refuse to accept.      -     Hamhead once again named Big Booty Daddy.      -     The Meanalogue starts world tour, fatalities expected.           Breaking News:  Disco Lights risks wrath of the Backlash by releasing range of feminine hygiene products.      -     Bean found dead, later claims he was 'just trying to get home'.      -     Gapplication denies existence of Backlash, claims 'It is fine, everything is fine.'      -     Toolbox returns to the fold, later found out to be hallucination.      -     Well James crippled in mystery attack.           Breaking News:  Cutter takes part in mystery attack, describes it as 'rapid buzz'.      -     That guy is sound.      -     Paul E. Believably believed to be in Hungary to avoid backlash.      -     BN Kingpin Ceb still awaiting backlash, believed to be 'expecting fucking Hell.'      -     The Ennistigator claims backlash could spell the end for BNCrew, is later found dead.           Breaking News:  The Bean wins Emmy for 'Captain Cruinneas' eukener'.      -     Lorcan rushed to hospital with suspected broken pelvis, changes name to Elvis the pelvis.      -     Lofty avoiding backlash in the Legal Eagle compound.      -     Q-Ball claims backlash is related to BN Crew's violent agenda, later beats self to pulp.      -     Russell involved in multiple car pile up in own bedroom.           Breaking News:  Unihead has 41st heart attack, barely notices.      -     Peter Sheridan files for divorce, court rejects on grounds of him not being married.      -     Ex BN manager Guy Nougat offers to help his former band during this time of emergency, receives beat down from Kid Beef instead.      -     Bred suspends annual trip to Australia, goes into hiding.           Breaking News:  The Cutter claims he doesn't care about the Backlash, just wants to lift things up and put them back down.      -     Gibney Ray's mate Table still at large, in his fucking head.      -     Dylhead checks into rehab, checks out book at library.      -     Gaidan seeks advice from Muttonhead about backlash, later beats him to death.      -     Gayommie calls meeting of entire Team Sexy to discuss backlash strategy.           Breaking News:  Groover calls Gayommie gay.      -     Iano invites wrath of backlash by claiming he has risen from dead weekly since 1996.      -     The Mongrel holed up in flaming shack.      -     The Colonel Sack prepares for Backlash by growing moustache.      -     Muttonhead spotted on fire at bus stop in Leatherhead.           Breaking News:  Tim believed to have fled country after initial signs of backlash, believed to be heavily armed.      -     Moosejaw claims to be 'made of pain.'      -     The Moonthor gives kidney back, claims one is more than enough.      -     Kate offers kidney on EBay, no reserve.      -     Rogan Josh says next book will be about the Backlash, if he survives it.           Breaking News:  The Bean pleads with nation to 'keep it real'.      -     Hoffman McQueen pays tribute to Findus Kid in bizarre facebook message.      -     Suntan O'Connor hospitalised after by election win.           Breaking News:  Doctor EdgeWild fading fast, priest summoned to hospital bed.      -     Limewad said to be fearing backlash, behaviour said to be disturbingly erratic.      -     Daly has wank.      -     Beardo returns from Middle East peace talks, claims he'll 'sort it out later.'

BN Crew The All-Stars BN Meatbeat The Windjammers Gourmet Grifters Team-S
Hamhead Disco Lights
Kid Beef Gapplication Gapford Beardo
Doctor Edgewild Well James Mean Ronan JackStack Whyte 2 Sweet Cruiser Toddler Sheridan
Ceb Earwig Senior Quantum Steed Toddler Sheridan Gibney Ray
Dr. Leo Gaidan Ceb Ru Paul That Guy Table
The Bean Danz Firestorm Collins Lou Pendlebury  
Toolbox Gibney Ray UniHead Tom Jones Lord Mallets  
  DJackulate Groover Lord Mallets    
  The Muinteoir Eoin Fritzl Mang-gn-ner    
  The Ennstigator Paul Fritzl      

The Empty Vessels Riboflavin Ravers The Life Sentences The Reaganautts The John Deacon Experience The Findlators
Ceb Gibney Ray Danz Gapford Gapford Dr. Bob
Doctor Edgewild The Muinteoir Muttonhead Danz John Deacon Gapford
Fintec B18C Muttonhead   Senior Brian May Sack
Scoob Well James   Lord Mallets Roger Taylor Lord Mallets
Johnny Wishbone         Toddler
Rodney          

The Wild Geese The Painty Can Neds Mavens Flock The Wet Bandits The Renegade Rogues The Leo Crowlery Players
Sploshmaster-C Gapford Doctor Edgewild Ceb Shooter Sheridan Kid Beef
2 Sweet Lex Cruiser Lord Mallets Ceb Senior Bobby Six Killer  
Vic Ringstinger Mang-gn-ner   Copper Cylinder Bobby Dead Body  

The Doves Of Peace Porch Pals Health Farm The Davy K Four The Voice Modulators The Boney OId Behinds
G-Man Golf Club Guy Gibbo Dave-K Dev Alahan Gapford
Mr. Square Head Chocko Beak Danz Ruddy-J Man'gn'ner Senior
  Big Hefty Johnny Barfbags Uncle-D Disco Lights Jackstack
          Danz
          Lord Mallets
          Mang-gn-ner

The Wipers The Lone Gunman The Nigerian Consulate The Welsh Connection The Australian Connection The Pin Palls
Gapford Gapford Gapford Gapford Gapford Gapford
Homer Simpson
Moe Szyslak
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Mr. Burns


Ceb [Go Back]
     Disgraced former leader of the BN Crew, now head of the resistance force. A founding member of the BN, closely allied to Doctor EdgeWild and Kid Beef. Originator of the BNC way of life and lead musical contributor. Absolutely nothing going for him whatsoever.

Doctor Edgewild [Go Back]
     Founding member of the BN who has become more influential in it's leadership by default as everyone else moved on in life. Long time ally of disgraced former leader Ceb, Edgewild has joined with him to lead the resistance movement as they attempt to not only break free of BN leader Hamhead's tyranny but also to stop living in the past for more than five minutes.

Gapford  [Go Back]
     Currently imprisoned in Hamhead's Glasnevin compound, Gapford was favourite to take control of the BN Crew before Hamhead's controversial and confusing coups d'etat. The former Wall Street financial genius is the money behind such spectacular failures as Jennum, Scrotum Pole, Paul Squared and Doctor EdgeWild's life.

Fintec [Go Back]
     Head of the BN Crew motoring division, Fintec joined the crew after realising that he couldn't handle real life either. A well publicised fan of the sauce, he is often spotted in the BN Crew head of operations, the CZW, wildly thrashing Rodney. Suspect in a number of cone clipping incidents in the south east.

Hambone [Go Back]
     Current leader of the BN Crew, having seized control for no apparent reason in late 2011. A former all star and long time ally to the crew, Hamhead's drunken antics marked him out as an outstanding BN member from a young age. Erratic decisions have seen his popularity as leader unaffected and so far he has managed to keep the resistance force at bay.

Jackstack [Go Back]
     Paranoid malcontent and former second to Gapford. Brought the grinding BN Crew juggernaut of shame to an abrupt halt in an expose in late 2011. Rarely seen in public, this reclusive figure is believed to be in hiding in Val Verde, constantly telling anyone who'll listen that they couldn't understand a country like Val Verde for some reason.

Dr. Leo [Go Back]
     Egotistical lyrical genius who claims he is the only musical talent in the BN Crew. Born without human emotion, Doctor Leo was a founding member of the crew alongside Ceb and Doctor EdgeWild but later claimed that he was planning on founding it by himself later on that week. Expected to return to BN action after a lengthty break as soon as he gets back on the pipe.

The Bean [Go Back]
     Voted the most popular member of the BN Crew in 2006, 2007 and 2009, Double B has been described as the legitimate face of the BN. When not reminiscing on the paralyser, Quickfist enjoys 'getting his shit together' and not being hassled by people. A reclusive lyrical genius, the Bean is rarely seen in public, except most days when he is.

 


That Guy  [Go Back]
     That guy is sound. He was mad into helping us get through the night by offering to put chicken on and sell us porn for some reason. Also seemed to ignore the bizarre delivery details we would feed him. That guy is sound.

Disco Lights [Go Back]
     Well known Dublin party animal before joining the BN Crew in some year. Involved in the naming of the crew but best known for his life long mission to ruin Hamhead's life. Has publicly supported everything Hamhead has tried to do, leading Hamhead to the very brink of madness. If you believe...

 


Kid Beef [Go Back]
     BN Crew's head of security is the driving force behind the popular movement to turn the BN into a work gang, lifting things up and putting them back down again. Dangerously unstable, Kid Yeah is respected by all factions within the BN Crew except probably some mad pencil neck geeks who don't get it.

Gibney Ray [Go Back]
     Long time associate of the BN Crew Gibney Ray earned his full member status after losing a fight with some inanimate roadworks. This actually happened. His only musical appearance so far is a cameo in some song or something. Unstable character, best blocked on Facebook but BN legend regardless.

2 Sweet Lex Cruiser[Go Back]
     Recent graduate of the BN Crew's school of hard knocks, Lex Cruiser overcame many obstacles to join the BN Crew. Mad gay haircuts and terrible taste in almost everything, Cruiser managed to prove his worth by being and doing absolutely nothing, making him a perfect BN Crew legend in the making. Currently residing in the wild, wild west.

Well James [Go Back]
     Well James joined the BN Crew after a successful career as 'Rapping Ronnie Reagan'. He is scheduled to appear on the upcoming world tour of the greater Rosslare area as support to one of Doctor Leo's bands probably. Another member of an incredibly untalented crew with some actual legitimate musical talent.

Gayommie [Go Back]
     Toddler - Long time BN all star Toddler was given full BN Crew status in some year for some reason. He has since gone on to form Team S with fellow life reject Beardo who have found great success as henchmen to BN Crew leader Hamhead. Originally known for his powerful home brew 'Mighty Mo', Toddler has gone on to be a real person.

 


The Meanologue [Go Back]
     Only surviving member of the now infamous MeatBeat towering inferno which saw the deaths of over six people, The Meanalogue is now entirely flame retardant. The real brain behind the MeatBeat, he was one of the first BN members to begin spreading the message of being nothing outside of Dublin.

Beardo McRapeApe  [Go Back]
     Highly regarded member of Team S, Beardo joined the BN Crew after they defeated the BMS in a long battle, ending when the BMS got tired of each other's company and disbanded, leaving the BN Crew to pick up the least useful members. Alongside long time cohort Toddler Sheridan, Beardo works as a henchman for current BN Crew leader Hamhead. Currently out of action for the BN Crew having recently received a hamstring transplant from Louis Saha, Darren Anderton and Michael Owen. Reliable.

G-Money [Go Back]
     Bizarre individual who first came to BN Crew attention after he went four days without sleep and crashed his car into a ditch. Manic
personality makes him an ideal fit for the Crew and in 2012, he we Head to try and defuse the explosive leadership tension. G
Money was once the sold BN representative for the United Kingdom
before Doctor EdgeWild's exile..

Sprats [Go Back]
     BN Crew man of the year four years in a row, Lofty first joined the BN Crew through his association with former leader Ceb. Responsible for some of the most confusing noise/face combinations in BN history, Lofty was awarded the highest honour in the BN Crew, the Bronze Binton, for outstanding achievement in the field of absolutely nothing.

Scoob: [Go Back]
     Hailed as a medical marvel when it was revealed that his blood was now 89% paint, Scoob celebrated by going on a marathon painting session, interrupted only by taking a dump at exactly 6.30am. Cars painted in the marathon session did not include Gapford's faded red Opel Corsa which Scoob described as 'a crime'. 

Mr. Square Head : [Go Back]
     Mr. Square Head was brought into the BN Crew in early 2012 as uncivil war (™ bncrew.com 2012) broke out and threatened the entire existence of the BN. Alongside G Money, he formed the 'Doves of Peace' faction in order to calm the volatile situation that is every sinlge moment in the BNC. His square head is angled perfectly to fit into a box for ease of storage/transport.

Rodney: [Go Back]
     Tragically born without a functioning brain, Rodney's skull is instead probably filled with those tropical flavour skittles they had for a while. An embarrassment to himself, Rod urinates whenever he meets anyone or sees anything happen. An extremely BN dog, he'll always remember where those chips were. In Rod we trust.

Earwig [Go Back]
     Originally an all star, Earwig achieved full BN Crew status when they were disbanded or forgotten about or some shit. A notorious drunk with a particularly developed ability to fool people into thinking he is mad respectable, Earwig is a long time ally and nemesis to BN leader Hamhead.

 


Gaidan [Go Back]
     Musically talented long time BN Crew member who is famed for spending the entire profits of a BN Crew tour of Asia on a magic bean. Gaidan's critically acclaimed verse on 'Vintage' was once voted 'pretty good actually' in an off line poll of six people. Currently working on material for his third solo album 'The lads with the boxes'.

The Muintheoir [Go Back]
     Come to teach your Ma a lesson. Voted the BN Crew's man of the century in 2000, Moonpie was responsible for the earliest online development of the BN Crew. Legendary verse on hit song 'Vintage' propelled Mooney into the select group of members who have both appeared on tracks and live the life of being absolutely nothing. A model BN member.

Eoin Fritzl  [Go Back]
     Son of notorious meat eater Josef Fritzl, Eoin was first to sel his story to The Sun newspaper on how he was mad into all that shit that was going on down there. Made into a hate figure by the media and forced to go into hiding in Dublin. FOund refuge with the BN Crew, amongst whom he felt morally superior despite being mad into all that Fritzl shit. That's how low the BN are.

Paul Fritzl  [Go Back]
     Another son of notorious speedo wearer Josef Fritzl, Paul sold his story to the Daily Star upon release from the Austrian dungeon. Taking an alternative approach to his brother, he soon became a media darling, dating Page 3 models and Big Brother contestants until it was revealed that he had been digging his own dungeon in Dublin. Exiled from life in public, he joined the BN Crew where he took up residence in the dungeon underneath Lord Mallets house probably.

Danz [Go Back]
     BN Crew life sentence Danz is head of international relations within the crew. The former 'cage of rage' has spent the last ten years mellowing out to the point where doctors believed him to be dead. Danz still possesses the kind of confusing intensity that the BN Crew value for some reason.

 


Lou Carpenter  [Go Back]
     Loveable Australian rogue who joined the BN Crew in 2011 as part of Gapford's Windjammer faction. Gapford's love of all things Australian saw Lou rise to be Gapford's second in command as the Windjanness sought to deny the Backlash of 2011. Probably owns some coffee shop or Lassiter's or some shit.

Sack/The Colonel [Go Back]
     Well respected gadabout and collector of mixed emotions, Sack was brought into the BN Crew by friend and AA sponsor Doctor Leo. He soon caused waves of excitement and confusion by growing a moustache, later causing waves of panic and dperession by shaving it off. His autobiography entitled 'My shame has no name' is tentatively scheduled for release in early Spring.

Tom Jones  [Go Back]
     Legendary Welsh crooner joined the BN Crew in 2011 along with Lou Carpenter and Ru Paul as Gapford's fabled 'Three amigos' of the Windjammers. Gapford's massive following in Wales saw the two release a fund raising single called 'Cardiff the beautiful' which raised over eight pounds, leading Gapford to proclaim excitedly 'I've got eight pound!'

 


Quantum SteedCube [Go Back]
     Voted best BN member name last year by Kid Wisp, Steedcube was inducted into the BN Crew via the power of his name. Has since joined the Backlash denial group, the Windjammers, lead by long time ally Gapford. Fast tracked to BN success when it became apparent that he was absolutely nothing.

Senior [Go Back]
     Long time ally and confidant of Gapford, Senior is a classic BN Crew member. Unable to function in normal society, he sought the refuge of the crew where everyone is absolutely nothing. Well known resistance sympathiser, it is believed his long term friendship with Gapford may soon be under threat.

Ru Paul [Go Back]
     Made a BN Crew member in 2011 to annoy Gapford in some way. It later turned out that it didn't annoy him at all but we had already written his name down so it was too late for all that business. Has since gone on to play very active part in the WindJammers.

The Unit [Go Back]
     Famed nazi sympathiser Unihead joined the BN Crew after proving his worth by having several heart attacks during a session yet still carrying on. He attributes his success to Doctor Bob Delmonteque, his personal physician. Unihead holds the honour of having the highest number of verifiable kills at any BN event, having reached 2461 at last year's box social.

Muttonhead [Go Back]
     The man behind hit BN songs 'Magic Lung' and 'Cabarape', M Head has been missing for some time. A reward was offered for his whereabouts but then withdrawn when he turned up over there somewhere. Together with Danz, Mutton chop formed the faction 'The Life Sentences', to as yet unknown ends.

 


Pendlebury Doyle  [Go Back]
     Former BMS casual before achieving full BN Crew status after being scouted playing tennis in the hotel like some mad yeah cunt. Pendlebury displayed his potential as a great BN Crew member by getting mad aggressive whilst looking at attractive women as well as having a pillow named after him. Current whereabouts are unknown but he's probably keeping it real in some way.

 


Toolbox [Go Back]
     Alongside The Bean, Toolbox was added to the original three BN members in what most fans call their strongest ever lineup. Rarely appearing on any songs, at social gatherings, in news articles or in any other way, who knows what Toolbox is up to these days?

 


Groover The Hoover [Go Back]
     High flying brother of BN meatball The Cutter, Groover gained entry to the BN Crew against his will or knowledge for having a rapid name. Recently applied to membership of The Life Sentences alongside Muttonhead and Danz.

 


Doctor Bob Delmonteque: [Go Back]
     At 85 years of age, Bob Delmonteque runs marathons, cycles 120 miles, and bench presses over 250 pounds. He is America’s premier senior fitness consultant and a former bodybuilder. Dr. Delmonteque has trained Hollywood legends like John Wayne, Errol Flynn, Marilyn Monroe, Clark Gable, and contemporary BN stars like Unihead and Gapford.

 


Firestorm Collins  [Go Back]
     Legendary Dublin character who joined the BN Crew when nobody was paying attention. Notable characteristics include preferring to sleep in confined spaces such as boots of Volvo 850 Tis and under stair cupboards, both due to personal preference and being bullied by a dog. Was due to join the cast of the remake of 'On the Buses' but headed off somewhere instead, presumably on a high powered motorbike, with little experience. Safety.

 


Lord Mallets [Go Back]
     Lower than Atlantis' sewerage system, Lord Mallets joined the BN Crew during Ceb's lowest point in life. Has since gone on to trawl the depths of human conduct to eke out his existence, striking up a long lasting and intense friendship with Gapford. When threatened with expulsion from the BN Crew, Gapford came to the aid of Lord Mallets and reached a compromise that saw the Mallentine reduced only to probationary member.

 


Table [Go Back]
     A table is a form of furniture with a flat horizontal upper surface used to support objects of interest, for storage, show, and/or manipulation. The surface must be held stable; for reasons of simplicity, this is commonly done by support from below by either a columnor "base" or at least three columnar "stands". It is also, somehow, one of Gibbo's mates and also has a phone number. Believable.

 


Roger Taylor  [Go Back]
     Drum it up and put it back down. Official drummer to the BN Crew despite having never appeared on, endorsed, promoted or heard of the BN Crew. A member of the John Deacon experience alongside Gapford, this splinter group exist for an unknown reason and hope to achieve something or other at some point.

 


John Deacon  [Go Back]
     John Richard Deacon joined the BN Crew on some trip to Youghal when Ceb and Doctor EdgeWild decided he was rapid. Has no idea he is in the BN Crew which is probably just as well as he will probably be out of it by tomorrow or some shit. Changeable. 'You're my best frieeeennnnddddd' in a mad monotone voice.

 


Brian May  [Go Back]
     Brain May is mad into it. Yeah. Oh no, that was the other one. Brian May was accepted into the BN Crew at some point in the past, however since he's been doing nothing but shit for a fair few years now, including a song with 5ive, he'll probably be fucked out soon enough. Or, he'll be made leader or some shit. I forget how it works.

 


Copper Cylinder  [Go Back]
     Most recent addition to the BN Crew, this inanimate copper cylinder caused quite a stir when it joined the BN Crew in late 2011, mounting a serious challenge to position of most useful BN member. Initial success died down after Senoir gave it all that. Cylinder is now second in command of the Wet Bandits, a powerful force behind the scenes in the BNC.

 


Bobby Sixkiller  [Go Back]
     Native American information broker brought into the BN Crew to comply with EU ethnicity rules, Bobby Sixkiller has formed a team with Six Shooter Sheridan and Bobby Deadbody, calling themselves the Renegade Rogues. Solving weekly situations in exactly one hour every week, they have already attracted the interest of nobody.

 


Bobby Deadbody  [Go Back]
     Bobby Deadbody is a dead body who still manages to get around the place somehow. Citing Bernie Lomax of 'Weekend at Bernie's' fame as his hero and inspiration, Bobby hasn't let death put a halt to his social life. One of the only characters in history to have a catchphrase heavily associated with him but that he has never actually said himself - 'Wow, Bobby Deadbody'.

 


Sploshmaster C  [Go Back]
     Big name in the seedy splosh world of online pornography, Sploshmaster C joined the BN Crew after demonstrating a talent to remove his own teeth. Proving that entry requirements to the BNC are as vague as they are confusing, Splosher went on to help build some wall for the O continuum as well as forming the Wild Geese with Vic Ringstinger and 2 Sweet Lex Cruiser.

 


Vic Ringstinger  [Go Back]
     Toilet cleaner at Massive Dynamics, Vic joined the BN Crew when it was decided that he had absolutely nothing going for him in life. A model BN member, he proved his worth by one welding his own shoe to the floor. Highlight of his life was falling out of a Transit, having been too tired to even hold onto a handle. He later used an angle grinder to remove a roof rack while wearing a wifebeater.

 


Man'gn'ner: [Go Back]
     Reclusive former child star who first found fame as Billy Paintbelly on popular Irish sitcom 'Billy about the house'. Man'gn'ner later tried unsuccessfully to start a life away from the screen and reached rock bottom when some mad gay art installation was destroyed by a passing BN Crew assault posse ™. Caught up in the assault posse ™ for three years, Man'gn'ner met assault posse ™ leader Gapford and realised that, like the BN Crew paperweight, his
life was absolutely nothing. This shocking, yet believable,
revelation lead to Man'gn'ner joining the BN Crew full time. 

Johnny Wishbone : [Go Back]
     Former arms dealer turned general practitioner, Johnny Wishbone is personal physician to Six Shooter Sheridan. Recently attracted negative media attention when it was reported that he had been performing unlicensed surgery on the disgraced BN founder but escaped serious punishment by saying 'Here, relax' in court. 

Dev Alahan : [Go Back]
     Charismatic lothario of Weatherfield, Dev joined the BN Crew in a thinly veiled attempt to tap into the Asian download market. Founding member of 'Hottest faction of 2012' The Voice Modulators alongside Disco Ball and Man'gn'ner, Dev is set to be a major player on the BN scene for years to come.