Breaking News: Hamhead seizes control of BN Crew in dramatic coup.      -      Ceb seeks refuge in linen room.      -      Gapford location unknown.      -     Gapford sabotages Edgewilds X-Mas delivery.      -     Sources have confirmed: BN Crew website is ridiculous      -     Gapford kills everybody      -     Edgewild purchases ivory back scratcher      -     Hamhead purchases Edgewild      -     Edgewild enters voluntary liquidation, Hamhead rejoices      -     Hamhead files for bankrupcy      -     Kid Bisto to buy out Hamhead      -     Gapford to buy out Kid Bisto      -     Edgewild, Hamhead and Kid Bisto in suicide plot.      -     Cutter, Happy      -     Jevo expresses hope      -     Gapford expected to dash hope and happiness.      -     All the lads have kids      -     Gapford unveils plans to remove kids from lads.      -     Gibbo mistaken for walking dead.      -     Lofty arrested in sunroof shitting scandal.      -     Ceb arrested for not paying for anything for years.      -     Putin: Gapford is drunk on power.      -     Gapford: Putin is drunk.      -     Ceb: I'm drunk.      -     Gapford declares black Friday racist, creates white Wednesday.      -     Black people remove Wednesday from calendar.      -     Mallets confides in Cutter, "I was raped by a ghost".      -     Cutter to Ceb, "We need to find some new mates".      -     Gapford declares Tuesday 'Kill all of your friends day'.      -     Kid Bisto - Dead.      -     Gapford accused of manipulating media.      -     Gapford is amazing.      -     Edgewild & Sam happy.      -     Gapford angry.      -      Edgewild to collect post for Ceb.      -     Ceb wastes a lot of time on this news ticker/website.      -      President John F. Kennedy dies from wounds sustained in Dallas attack.      -      Thatcher to close Welsh mines.      -      Gapford continues hate campaign against Welsh and Austrailians by renting out table.      -      Kev joins a union, gets nowhere.      -      Cutter exposed as union spy, gets nowhere.      -      Gapford attacks child.      -      Child dead.      -      Ceb desecrates childs grave.      -      Mould removed from fridge.      -      Bean says something.      -      Bean's phone engaged.      -      We are an absolute joke declares Ceb after debut of three new tracks receiving zero likes on Facebook.      -      Danz receives life sentence, seems happy.      -     Lofty believed to be alive say police in Paris, presumed dead too somehow.      -     Body of BN legend JOR found in lake district, presumed wet.      -     BN Crew legend Senior goes on rampage, death toll stands at 65.      -     Jackstack contracts mystery illness, spends last hours 'heading home.'           Breaking News:  Andy Whyment releases single, then takes it back.      -     Bruiser arrested for assault, later claims it was some foreign guy.      -     Mallets changes name to Lord Mallets, Gapford, Cutter refuse to accept.      -     Hamhead once again named Big Booty Daddy.      -     The Meanalogue starts world tour, fatalities expected.           Breaking News:  Disco Lights risks wrath of the Backlash by releasing range of feminine hygiene products.      -     Bean found dead, later claims he was 'just trying to get home'.      -     Gapplication denies existence of Backlash, claims 'It is fine, everything is fine.'      -     Toolbox returns to the fold, later found out to be hallucination.      -     Well James crippled in mystery attack.           Breaking News:  Cutter takes part in mystery attack, describes it as 'rapid buzz'.      -     That guy is sound.      -     Paul E. Believably believed to be in Hungary to avoid backlash.      -     BN Kingpin Ceb still awaiting backlash, believed to be 'expecting fucking Hell.'      -     The Ennistigator claims backlash could spell the end for BNCrew, is later found dead.           Breaking News:  The Bean wins Emmy for 'Captain Cruinneas' eukener'.      -     Lorcan rushed to hospital with suspected broken pelvis, changes name to Elvis the pelvis.      -     Lofty avoiding backlash in the Legal Eagle compound.      -     Q-Ball claims backlash is related to BN Crew's violent agenda, later beats self to pulp.      -     Russell involved in multiple car pile up in own bedroom.           Breaking News:  Unihead has 41st heart attack, barely notices.      -     Peter Sheridan files for divorce, court rejects on grounds of him not being married.      -     Ex BN manager Guy Nougat offers to help his former band during this time of emergency, receives beat down from Kid Beef instead.      -     Bred suspends annual trip to Australia, goes into hiding.           Breaking News:  The Cutter claims he doesn't care about the Backlash, just wants to lift things up and put them back down.      -     Gibney Ray's mate Table still at large, in his fucking head.      -     Dylhead checks into rehab, checks out book at library.      -     Gaidan seeks advice from Muttonhead about backlash, later beats him to death.      -     Gayommie calls meeting of entire Team Sexy to discuss backlash strategy.           Breaking News:  Groover calls Gayommie gay.      -     Iano invites wrath of backlash by claiming he has risen from dead weekly since 1996.      -     The Mongrel holed up in flaming shack.      -     The Colonel Sack prepares for Backlash by growing moustache.      -     Muttonhead spotted on fire at bus stop in Leatherhead.           Breaking News:  Tim believed to have fled country after initial signs of backlash, believed to be heavily armed.      -     Moosejaw claims to be 'made of pain.'      -     The Moonthor gives kidney back, claims one is more than enough.      -     Kate offers kidney on EBay, no reserve.      -     Rogan Josh says next book will be about the Backlash, if he survives it.           Breaking News:  The Bean pleads with nation to 'keep it real'.      -     Hoffman McQueen pays tribute to Findus Kid in bizarre facebook message.      -     Suntan O'Connor hospitalised after by election win.           Breaking News:  Doctor EdgeWild fading fast, priest summoned to hospital bed.      -     Limewad said to be fearing backlash, behaviour said to be disturbingly erratic.      -     Daly has wank.      -     Beardo returns from Middle East peace talks, claims he'll 'sort it out later.'

Albums: Trip Into Uncle D's Dream - We Are Absolutely NothingOld and Unused - Clockwork Idiots - Where did it all go wrong? - Tippin the cow - Unearthed
Trip Into Uncle D's Dream  [Details About The Album]

1. Cobble
2. N/A
7. Child's Pants Highway
11. N/A
13. N/A
14. Cabin Fever
15. Cabinet

We Are Absolutely Nothing  [Details About The Album]

1. Clear Conscience 2016 (Beet Salad Remix) (Edgewild/Ceb)
2. When Did This Begin To Happen To You? 2016 (Tabernacle Remix) (Ceb)
7. Future Equals Fear 2016 (Iron Lung Remix) (Ceb)
11. Smells Like A Bad Sector 2016 (Remix) (Ceb-Vocals/Instrumental Ceb/Dr. Leo)
12. The Retrospective (Simple Remix) (Ceb)
 

BN Crew - Old And Unused  [Details About The Album]

 
    By popular demand (there was absolutely no demand) here are the old unused BN Crew recordings.
1. Babykill (Unmastered)
2. Bongbreak (Interlude)
3. Bugle (Bean & Ceb Instrumental)
4. Did You Not Hear Me The First Time (God Version Different Chorus)
5. Did You Not Hear Me The First Time (God Version)
6. Did You Not Hear Me The First Time (Rocket Version)
7. Did You Not Hear Me The First Time (What A Man Version)
8. Digeridoo (Instrumental)
9. Fight (Unmastered Mono Version)
10. Something Could Be Done With This (Instrumental)
11. The Rapists (Jubilant Summer Version)
12. The Rapists (The Look Of Love Instrumental)
13. The Rapists (The Look Of Love)
14. The Rapists (Unmastered Version With Bass)
15. The Rapists (Unmastered Version Without Bass)
16. Tippin' The Cow (Web Racket)
17. Trip Into Alcopop 99
18. Vintage Blood (Unmastered Version)
19. Wild Style (Original)
 

Clockwork Idiots  [Details About The Album]


1. Bin Compactor (Dr. Leo/Ceb)
2. Ballsack Itchin' (Dr. Leo/Ceb)
3. Bad Sector (Ceb)
4. Child Or Man (Dr. Edgewild/Ceb)
5. Clear Conscience (Dr. Edgewild/Ceb)
6. When Did This Begin To Happen To You (Ceb)
7. Dublin City (Remix) (Aidan/Dr. Leo)
8. Get Loose (Like A Chocolate Mousse) (Ceb)
9. Bong Break (Ceb)
10. Future Equals Fear (Ceb)
11. Nothin At All (Ceb)
12. My Body (Dr. Edgewild/Ceb)
13. The Retrospective (Ceb)
14. Christmas Log (Ceb)
15. You Can Hire (Remix) (Dr. Edgewild) *bonus
16. Raw (Ceb) *bonus
17. Don't Do A Thing (Dr. Edgewild) *bonus
18. Bring It Out To Me (Remix) (Fintec) *bonus
19. Disturbed (Clear Conscience Remix) (Dr. Edgewild/Ceb)
20. You Can Hire (Linen Room Remix) (Dr. Edgewild/Ceb) *bonus
21. The Statement (Sprats/Ceb) *bonus

Where Did It All Go Wrong?   [Details About The Album]

1. before we smoked (97) (Ceb/Dr. Leo/Dr. Edgewild/The Bean/Hambone)
2. babykill (00) (Ceb/Dr. Leo/The Bean/Dr. Edgewild)
3. could be worse (remix) (05) (Ceb/Dr. Leo)
4. the rapists (00) (Ceb/Dr. Leo)
5. magic lung (05) (Muttonhead)
6. fight (01) (MeatBeat - Ceb/Mean Ronan)
7. the renegade binmen (05) (Ceb/Muttonhead)
8. cabarape (live) (05) (The Bean/Muttonhead)
9. wafty break (05) (Ceb/Dr. Leo)
10. how fuct up you are (05) (Ceb/Dr. Leo)
11. vintage blood (00) (Ceb/Dr. Leo/The Bean/Aidan/The Muinteoir)
12. tippin the cow 2005 (Remix) (97/05) (Ceb)
13. thats that (05) (Ceb)
14. nuclear winter (slight return) (01) (MeatBeat - Ceb/Mean Ronan)
15. the rapists (remix) * (01)(Ceb/Dr. Leo) *bonus
16. run through that * (00) (Ceb/Dr. Leo) *bonus
17. the rapists (bass remix) * (01) (Ceb/Dr. Leo) *bonus

Tippin' The Cow  [Details About The Album]
     Inspired by adventurous trips to the countryside and the glory's of youthfully livers BN Crew began recording of their first album which didn't reflect anything of the like. Many claimed it represented desperate cry's for help from yesterdays mistake, some went as far as to claim it was the worst 90 minutes of their lives. Regardless of this 'Tippin The Cow' was the highest selling debut album of any three person band recorded in under 12 hours and still sells amazingly when at the right price today .

     It featured hits such as 'Wypin', 'Alcopop', 'The End Of Samthing', 'Trip Into Uncle-D's Dream', 'Die Sammy Die' and 'B+Snippy' and inspired a new wave of erratic non rhythmical
dancing.
1. before we smoked (97)
18. b+snippy (live) * (97)
 

Pain Express - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Ceb.
Fight - original mono cut - Recorded in Waterford in 2001, Meanologue & Ceb.
Bongbreak - interlude - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999/2000, Bong & Ceb.
The rapists - pre mastered album version with bass - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 2000, Leo & Ceb.
The rapists - rough album version no bassline - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 2000, Leo & Ceb.
The rapists - jubilant summer version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 2000, Leo & Ceb.
The rapists - the look of love rough cut - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 2000, Leo & Ceb.
The rapists - the look of love rough instrumental - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 2000, Leo & Ceb.
Did you not hear me the first time? - original 'God' version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Leo & Ceb.
Did you not hear me the first time? - different verse order 'God' Version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Leo & Ceb.
Did you not hear me the first time? - 'what a man' version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Leo & Ceb.
Did you not hear me the first time? - 'rocket' version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Leo & Ceb.
Trip into alcopop 99 - rough version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Ceb.
Bugle - rough version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Bean & Ceb.
Wild style - rough version - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Ceb.
Muttonhead impromptu gig - Details unknown. Muttonhead.
Muttonhead dorsal fin on crack - Details unknown. Muttonhead.
Something could be done with this - rough instrumental - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1998, Leo & Ceb.
Digeridoo - instrumental - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Ceb.
Instrumental thing - instrumental - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1999, Leo & Ceb.
Screwheads - interlude - Recorded in Grizzle Avenizzle in 1998, Leo & Ceb.
Babykill - pre master - we all know these details.
Vintage - pre master - we all know these details.
Future Equals Fear - Original take recorded in the CZW 2014, Ceb.
Livin Foul (Nothin At All Demo 2) - Original take recorded in the CZW 2014, Ceb.
Tippin Blast - Various Tippin The Cow Segments. 1997.
Bad Sector (Violent City Remix) (Ceb)
Future Equals Fear - Demo Snippet (Ceb)